• @RayaJean I would look like a fat Na' Vi. in reply to RayaJean #
• @Mandilena Mmmmmm mmmmm mmmmm do you look good. in reply to Mandilena #
• @KarenAlloy Arrr, ye be up early. Now swab the poopdeck! #
• @KarenAlloy Lulu is practicing for the zombie clown apocalypse. in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @sohmer Coool!!!! #
• @MusicalVerenice You need to get some rest and have that hot, handsome manservant at your beck and call. in reply to MusicalVerenice #
• 16 tweets to go before 3,000. Yes, I know everyone else got there before me. #
• @Mandilena #followerquestion I feel real freakin' good now!!!!! in reply to Mandilena #
• @Mandilena #followerquestion No, do you want me to be? in reply to Mandilena #
• @Mandilena #followerquestion #TT Because I freakin' write them!!!! in reply to Mandilena #
• @Mandilena Meow in reply to Mandilena #
• @Mandilena Where can I finds some? in reply to Mandilena #
• Hiiiiiii tweetpoooooossss. #
• @AngelaRyan #twitterbubblebath You have lovely feet and legs. in reply to AngelaRyan #

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• @KarenAlloy Mmmmmm, underwear. I hope it is not the edible kind, that gets sticky. in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @KarenAlloy Yo, you be a star! in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @KarenAlloy My eyes are up here guys. in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @KarenAlloy Retweeted the picture, now ALL OF INTERNET can see. Mwhahahahahahaha! in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @MusicalVerenice You need a man servant. One of those guys with the tight butt, abs, and speedos. in reply to MusicalVerenice #
• @KarenAlloy Me me me me!!!! in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @Mandilena Who are you calling dirty! in reply to Mandilena #
• @volnessj Well Happy Un-birthday to you. in reply to volnessj #
• I'm walking on sunshine and people's crotches. #

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• @Mandilena Ouch! in reply to Mandilena #
• @volnessj Then we would have nothing to work toward. Your perfection is our goal. in reply to volnessj #
• @volnessj It's hard to be humble too. in reply to volnessj #
• Happy Birthday @CarlosInferi #
• According to WhichYouTuber, I should date owlssayhooot! Take the quiz yourself at WhichYouTuber.com. #

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• @Mandilena LOL in reply to Mandilena #
• Sunday, Sunday, I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday. #
• I fancy a girl who doesn't fancy me, but I still fancy her because, can't you see. #
• I am currently taking applications for a BFF. Benefits negotiable. #
• My baby is sooo quiet today. #
• Looks like the storm is coming. The skys are dark and the wind is picking up. #
• @Mandilena About time you had something for yourself. in reply to Mandilena #
• @Mandilena Good to hear that things are working out. in reply to Mandilena #
• @Mandilena Don't play too much, you have to have some energy to work the next day. in reply to Mandilena #
• Goodnight all. Have pleasant dreams and a better tomorrow, @Mandilena . #

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• @KarenAlloy Who are you and what are you soooo eerily familiar and beautiful? in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @RayaJean Wrong! Your life is worth living. You just need to get out of your parents' house. in reply to RayaJean #
• @Mandilena I think you are still the sweetest. in reply to Mandilena #
• @Mandilena You are an Extraordinary Machine! in reply to Mandilena #
• "Better that I break the window than him, her, or me." #
• @MusicalVerenice Pretty smile. in reply to MusicalVerenice #
• @MusicalVerenice Have one for me. I could use something cold about now. in reply to MusicalVerenice #
• As I was texting @Mandilena about earlier, I was in the local WalMart, which is still being remodeled btw, and was in one of the (cont) #
• (cont @Mandilena ) general checkout lines and in from of me was this guy with 5 items in his buggy. Why he didn't use the quick (cont) #
• (cont @Mandilena ) checkout I'll never know, but the guy would not pull up closer that 2 shopping cart lengths to the person in front (cont) #
• (cont @Mandilena ) of him. After a few minutes he turns around 2 me & says "I hate these darkies, they take so long." I was so shocked(cont) #
• (cont @Mandilena ) I just stood there. Then he said, "these (n-word) and damn mexies have overrun this store." I looked him in da (cont) #
• (cont @Mandilena ) and said "You f*%kin' asshole. Don't talk to me you prick." Then there was an awkward 5 minutes before he checked (cont) #
• (cont @Mandilena ) out and left the store. I spent that 5 minutes talking to the Latin-American couple behind me. I don't normally (cont) #
• (cont @Mandilena ) use that kind of language in public to someone I do not know. Lesson here, if ya want to piss me off then talk (cont) #
• (cont @Mandilena ) like a huge bigot. I do not take that from my father, what makes ya think I would take it from a stranger. #
• (cont @Mandilena ) BTW, I was expecting him and the KKK to jump me the minute I walked out the store. I'm still shakin' over it. #

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• @Mandilena I thought I was over here. in reply to Mandilena #
• @jozjozjoz Yoga! Yoga! Yoga! in reply to jozjozjoz #
• @litaford Happy anniversary and birthday! in reply to litaford #
• @RayaJean Yes, you can. in reply to RayaJean #
• @AngelaRyan Yes, I retweeted the panties tweet. lol in reply to AngelaRyan #
• @AngelaRyan I know, have a panty sale! in reply to AngelaRyan #
• @Mandilena I wann be your rommie! On second thought, the daily commute to work would be a biatch. in reply to Mandilena #
• @AngelaRyan Like I said, sell them for like $50 a piece and you can even autograph them for $10 more. in reply to AngelaRyan #
• @AngelaRyan That will work too. What is your size and style? in reply to AngelaRyan #
• @RayaJean Don't worry, college is just down the road and you can live on campus. That is what I did. in reply to RayaJean #
• @Mandilena You are not turning into a cold hearted biatch, you are just tired of all the sh*t being thrown at you. in reply to Mandilena #
• I am NOT in the shower. #
• Goodnight all. Many wishes of good luck and fortune to @Mandilena. #
• Please say a prayer and keep in your thoughts @Mandilena who is having a rough time right now. #

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• @Mandilena Hellooooooo Pepper Potts! in reply to Mandilena #
• @Mandilena @Mandilena You have too many people depending and caring about you for you to give up. in reply to Mandilena #
• @RayaJean No you don't. in reply to RayaJean #
• @RayaJean Sounds like a good plan to me. in reply to RayaJean #
• @volnessj So you saw my film?! in reply to volnessj #

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• @RayaJean Why pissed? in reply to RayaJean #
• @KayOhara Have a safe journey and a good time. in reply to KayOhara #
• It is Tuesday. Anyone up for cricket? #
• @RayaJean Why do you hate yourself? in reply to RayaJean #
• @volnessj Is your manager cute and single? in reply to volnessj #
• @volnessj But is she cute? Married is okay for just a quickie. in reply to volnessj #
• "Just call me angel of the morning, angel, just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby." #
• @volnessj What? I was just wondering if she would go out for a quick lunch or dinner. lol in reply to volnessj #
• That boy is a monster. He ate my heart. #

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• @litaford Mommas and the Papas Day? in reply to litaford #
• @litaford Because (1) you live in paradise and (2) you have such a lovely, caring family. in reply to litaford #
• @volnessj We cool people are too hip and uneducated for Facebook. in reply to volnessj #
• @volnessj But those t-shirts are soo tight and short and the sayings mean that they are more susceptible to my witty pickup lines. in reply to volnessj #
• R.I.P. Lena Horne, the beautiful woman with the beautiful voice and the beautiful, intoxicating smile. #

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