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• "I couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel": http://chatter.com/a/fajo8 #
• "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait": http://chatter.com/a/fajpe #

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• Tuesday is looking rought already this morning.: http://chatter.com/a/f2sw5 #
• @Mandilena What's wrong? in reply to Mandilena #
• Have some tough decisions to make and I'm not sure I have the courage to make them.: http://chatter.com/a/f41ch #
• Time to head out from work. TTYL. #
• @KarenAlloy All insurance companies will drop your coverage for non-payment. Some will drop it if it is a few days late. in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @KarenAlloy Since you are required by law to have it, the insurance companies have you over a barrel and they exploit it. in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @jozjozjoz I really think you need to get that seen about. in reply to jozjozjoz #
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• Night tweet world, don't have scary dreams. #
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• I just snapped a new picture: http://chatter.com/a/ezpr5 #
• Ooo, kissing booth I stole from someone in "Whatever I Want" section.: http://chatter.com/a/ezre1 #
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• @KarenAlloy Crap! I missed it again! in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @FailBlog The woman seated have him one of such magnitude that it ripped right out of his pants. in reply to FailBlog #
• @jozjozjoz What else… work. in reply to jozjozjoz #
• @FailBlog So there is only a left turning lane when there is oncoming traffic. Let see how we can represent that on the pavement. in reply to FailBlog #
• @Mandilena I hope you got your arse into bed and got some sleep! in reply to Mandilena #
• @buckhollywood I did t hat just a few days ago myself. It is a conspiracy by turtles to kill Don Diego's father! in reply to buckhollywood #
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• @KarenAlloy And you had it in the off position. Yea! in reply to KarenAlloy #
• Q: What are three things you want to do befo…A: 1. Be a billionaire.
  2. Make a future for…: http://chatter.com/ask/michaelwaller/f00du #
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• I liked a YouTube video — MOV00040 http://youtu.be/XTTZeL7XxsM?a #
• He is soo cute. And then mommy is in the way of the hot babe I was looking at. (YouTube http://youtu.be/XTTZeL7XxsM?a) #
• @Mandilena I'd love to. Can you wait about 10 hours? in reply to Mandilena #
• Time to head out tweet world. Catch you when I get back. #
• @jozjozjoz Yeah, I realized that after I sent the tweet. in reply to jozjozjoz #
• Goodnight tweeties. #

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• I don't feel good. Who said they could give me a cold?: http://chatter.com/a/evruf #
• @KarenAlloy Do you need a list of targets? in reply to KarenAlloy #
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• @KarenAlloy U make it sound lk the 1st time U had a child swallow something. I was constantly going "don't U put that.. spit it out now." in reply to KarenAlloy #
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• Anyone want to play with me?: http://chatter.com/a/ew9pq #
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• Your brain is insane. That is all there is… insane. I love your insanity. … (YouTube http://youtu.be/Vct7xQa0W8w?a) #
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• @RayaJean I did that a long time ago. in reply to RayaJean #
• Why do so many people lie and use you?: http://chatter.com/a/ewy8x #
• @KarenAlloy BTW, I love the hair extensions… or did you dye your hair? in reply to KarenAlloy #
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• Night tweeties. Until tomorrow. #
• Good night everyone.: http://chatter.com/a/ey1wn #

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• Sometimes happiness just passes you by.: http://chatter.com/a/etyeu #
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• @OldSpice I wish. I am soo jealous of you that I will get some Old Spice. in reply to OldSpice #
• @alyankovic It is Godzookies vacation shirt!!!! in reply to alyankovic #
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• @AFineFrenzy Good luck. Try a trail of cheese. in reply to AFineFrenzy #
• @FailBlog Times are tough for everyone. in reply to FailBlog #
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• Almost time to head home. You tweeties play nice until I get back. #
• Join me on the Hunger Team & Land O'Lakes will donate $1 to feeding neighbors in need http://bit.ly/c3yg2U #dreamteam2010 #
• @KarenAlloy Done. in reply to KarenAlloy #
• #FF @KarenAlloy @lealealea123 @MusicalVerenice @Mandilena @AFineFrenzy #
• My nose feels funny.: http://chatter.com/a/er737 #
• Good night tweeteries, I am going to call it a night early. Sweetum dreams. #

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• @lartist Where is the Fantastic 4 when you need them!? in reply to lartist #
• @Mandilena Yeah do it ba-bee! Uhm, what is an ass? in reply to Mandilena #
• I'm out of sorts this afternoon. Been tired all day. Please not another respiratory in…: http://chatter.com/a/embbg #
• Time to leave for home. See y'all later. #
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• @MusicalVerenice Life is scary so higher education wants us to be s&$#*^g in our pants to prepare us. in reply to MusicalVerenice #
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• @KarenAlloy Sounds like a sinus infection or a food item is interacting with her mucus. in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @KarenAlloy That wasn't the nasal douch, that was the alien egg implantation device! in reply to KarenAlloy #
• @alyankovic #TourBusCouchPotato And now your wife has to clean up the mess from your head exploding. Shame on you. in reply to alyankovic #
• Time to head out. It has been a rough day at work. #
• No longer worried about the friend, now I am so happy for her that I can't contain mys…: http://chatter.com/a/eiwzn #
• I am emotionally and physically drained people. I'll see you on the other side of mid…: http://chatter.com/a/ek1r1 #
• Goodnight Tweet-babies. I am so exhausted. #

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