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• Ever get the feeling that aliens are planning your next anal probe? Oh wait, they are called doctors now. #
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• Q: What is one thing you've dreamed of doing… A: Travel to different countries.: http://chatter.com/ask/michaelwaller/k49ld #
• Q: What's your favorite color? A: Dark, dark blue: http://chatter.com/ask/michaelwaller/k60zc #
• Not even Alison Sudol (A Fine Frenzy) is getting me out of the slump.: http://chatter.com/a/k64zf #
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