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It’s Halloween and you know that that means….
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kiss me
Yes, it is Friday the 13th!
You know what that means…. no premarital sex, no drugs, and no drinking.
Even if you are in space….
But I guess we have to do with only one Friday the 13th movie this time on SpikeTV.
Have a happy Friday the 13th!
Feelin’ 
spooky
Shiver me timbers!
Avast me buckos! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day
Arrrr!! Ya bilge rats be getcha outta da bung hole and down some grog, yer yella bellied landlubber, afore I keelhaul yer carcass.
Now get back to a’swabbin’ the deck or I’ll send ya down to Davy Jone’s locker.
Happy 4th
Rain is like floor wax
This crap is coming toward me…..
… and this crap….
Plus there is more crap forming in the Atlantic….
So by the end of next week I should be under about 50 feet of water.
This made us buy this crap….
and this crap…
and still more crap…
… and let’s not forget this crap, we almost did forget this….
But I really wanted to buy this….
or this…
But I was overruled.
Maybe I’ll be lucky and some female porn star will need rescuing during the hurricanes and she’ll want to reward me with wild sex. My luck she’d want to have wild sex with my wife.
Did I just see a fish swim by my window?
Sunstroke
Proof positive that Hell is in the sun….
Argh! There’s a face in the sun! Argh! We’re all doomed! Doomed!
… or it is time for a melted cheese sandwich.