Archive for the ‘Memes’ Category
1) What’s your favorite magazine?
Penthouse.
2) What book are you currently reading?
One of the Repairman Jack books.
3) What’s the worst book you ever read?
Twilight
4) What makes a book perfect for you?
A good blend of humor, action, suspense, mystery, horror, and twist.
5) If you could buy any book right now, which one would it be?
The new Repairman Jack book F. Paul Wilson is working on right now.

Clothes!
1. What if your favorite piece of clothing and how does it make you feel?
My jammies. The are comfortable and allow me to move freely.
2. What was the most expensive article of clothing you ever bought?
A prom dress for my daughter.
3. What is a current fashion trend you think looks horrible?
I the “to each his/her own” type and really do not worry about others’ fashion sense.
4. What decade do you think had the best clothes?
This one.
5. If you friends/family could throw away a single piece of your clothing, which do you think it would be and why?(sic)
My fishing hat. Everyone hates it.

What would the theme song be if your life was depicted as a…
1. sitcom?
One More Minute by “Weird Al” Yankivoc
2. prime time drama?
Amish Paradise by “Weird Al” Yankivoc
3. reality TV show?
Fat by by “Weird Al” Yankivoc
4. sketch comedy show?
Complicated Song by “Weird Al” Yankivoc
5. Saturday morning cartoon?
White & Nerdy by “Weird Al” Yankivoc
All music (existing theme songs, popular music, etc.) is fair game, keeping in mind that the theme for each genre should connote a vibe sort of unique versus the others.
“Weird Al” Yankivoc has a song for every occasion.

Villains.
1. What’s your name or alias?
Evilgod
2. What are your abilities?
Chaos
3. What’s your main goal as an all-powerful villain?
To break chaos.
4. By what means do you go about trying to accomplish this?
Using magic and super-evolved technology.
5. What’s your fatal flaw or weakness?
Platinum blond women.
BONUS: Describe or draw your preferred villainous attire.
Black cloak, black boots, black gloves, black tunic and pants with a white moon mask. All you can see in a dark alley is the white mask.

Random!
1. If you had a jar of peanut butter, what would you do with it?
Eat it.
2. If you were to be cremated, where would you want your ashes to go and why?
In a park or something. I’m not too choosy about my body after death.
3. If you could invent a flavor of jelly beans, what would it be?
Vodka martini
4. What would your perfect paradise be like?
A nice cool, dark forest with a high tech cabin.
5. If you could fly, where would you go?(sic)
Ireland.

1. What did you dream about last night?
Something about a hot redhead and video equipment.
2. Do you record your dreams in your blog or a journal?
Sometimes, it depends on the subject matter and the intensity of the dream.
3. Do you think dreams are messages our bodies are trying to tell us? If so, are you real big on trying to interpret all the details?
Sometimes your body is trying to speak to you in your dreams, others time it is just a movie.
4. Do you remember your first nightmare?
Yes, it was a dream about being drowned in feces. Seriously. In my defense I was suffering from a high fever at the time.
5. Have you ever had a recurring dream? If you did, what was it and what do you think it meant?
Yes, I have a recurring dream, or rather a snippet of a dream, about a woman’s soft, thin hand caressing my face. Because of circumstances surrounding the dream, I am searching for this elusive woman.


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