You wake up one morning, all groggy and tired. As you stumble your way into the bathroom, you look in the mirror and find out that…

1. You’re the opposite sex. Besides the obvious playing with the new parts, what would you do?
I would probably not get past playing with the new parts, but I guess I would take the time to see what it is like to live as a woman before I would go seek help about reversing the condition.

2. You’re someone famous. Who and why?
President Shrub so that I will be taught that he is not as much of an idiot as he seems. But then I would be found out rather quickly because I would act enough of an idiot.

3. You’re the King (Queen) of the World (no, you’re not James Cameron). What edict would you pass?
I would pass the “Everyone Get Along Together Or Else” edict.

4. You’re no longer in Kansas (or this world) anymore. Where are you?
I’m on the Planet Of Beautiful Young Nubile Women Who Haven’t Been With A Man In Ages. I can dream can’t I.

5. You have a clone standing next to you and it’s going to work/school for you while you get to play hooky. What are you going to do today?
Climb back into bed and sleep the rest of the day. Zzzzzzzz…..

Wake up to the Friday Five.

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Pick this up from Mickey and a few other sites. The lines in bold are things I have done…. which just confirms the fact that I am eeeeee-vill EEEEEEEEE-VIIIILLLLLL!
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If you are on a diet, do not do this week’s Friday Five.

1. What is the best dessert you’ve ever had?
I don’t remember the name of it, but it was chocolate cake with chocolate syrup and white and dark chocolate ice cream with semi-sweet chocolate chips sprinkled on it. Yep, I’ma chocoholic.

2. Is there a dessert that just plain grosses you out?
Anything with guacamole in it. I just don’t like that fruit for some reason.

3. Straight out of the container or with lots of toppings …. tell us how you like your ice cream.
Gimme a spoon, a half gallon of chocolate ice cream, and get out of my way ’cause I’m heading for the couch!

4. Cookie dough, brownie mix, cake batter or the finished products?
Howabout both! I lick the spoons, bowls, beaters, whatever… someone has to, the kids don’t do it.

5. You’ve just invented a great new dessert …. what’s in it and what is it called?
Chocolate and coconut.. all types of chocolate with fresh coconut add some whipped cream and a cherry. I’d call it the diet killer.

Screw the diet, do the Five!

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I was about to take a shower last night when I happen to glance at the mirror over the sink (I’m not too vain, I usually ignore the mirror unless I am shaving). Something did not look right. So I looked full-length mirror on the door (we had to put it somewhere) and something still didn’t look right, so I turned sideways. ARGH! My tummy! What happened? It is SMALLER!

While this might be distressing to a pregnant woman, I was slightly amused. I have not been trying to lose weight. Now I know why I have to pull my belt tighter and that I can’t seem to eat a meal without having left-overs.

Unfortunately, I think I’m getting shorter as well.

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1. What color ink pen do you like best?
Blue, my favorite color as well. Not as harsh as black and not as flashy as the other colors.

2. Do you prefer plain paper or paper with lines (notebook paper)?
Depends on what I want to use it for. For drawing or calligraphy if use plain, for writing I prefer lined.

3. What’s better: books from the library, or reading online?
Books from the library just because of the feel of the book. That is why I have so many books at home. Though online books do have the advantage of easy storage.

4. Which would you rather get, e-mail or snail mail?
E-mail. I like the ability to respond instantly and use the conversational tone that you have a hard time duplicating in snail mail though I do like having paper letters, it gives you a connection with the writer.

5. Do you have a paper weight on your desk?
I prefer not to refer to them as paper weights, more as nic-nacks or little statuettes.

Pen a note to the Friday Five.

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I was watching What Not To Wear the other night and I noticed something that had been nagging the previous week… Stacy London looks different. Yes, I know her hair is different, but something else was different about Stacy.

She looks healthier, fully, more curvy, her hair has more body, she positively glows….. Oh My God, Stacy’s pregnant!

Before you guys panic, no, I do not know if she is pregnant or not… she just looks like she is in the first trimester of pregnancy.

Or she could be getting married… that is if she and her fiancée have not tied the knot already.

Yes, I think Stacy is one hot brunette. And damn didn’t she look good in that blue dress Sunday night!

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What is so scary is that it is true….

20 Questions to a Better Personality

You are an SEDF–Sober Emotional Destructive Follower. This makes you an evil genius. You are extremely focused and difficult to distract from your tasks. With luck, you have learned to channel your energies into improving your intellect, rather than destroying the weak and unsuspecting.

You are not to be messed with. You may explode.

So you puny humans… beware of my awesome mind power! I will crush you like the bugs you are!

Or not.

Thanks S, you da bomb.

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I feel so good today. I got alot accomplished today. Let’s see, I got registered for classes, got my financial aid squared away, finally got my roommate and me unpacked, gave Mikey a big hug for all the things he has done for me, and got some groceries. And I did it all before the big storm hit too.

And you people are the coolest. Mikey said you would be nice to me.

I just feel like the whole world is new again.

And if you want to write to me, my email (that Mikey set up for me, he is so delish) is address removed.

– Lyndi

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PSA! Do not get Michael pissed! He is still mad at that guy from this afternoon. Like Mikey was helping find my advisor and he left me in the lobby of this building to check up on who my advisor is. This guy comes up to me and starts chatty me up and giving me the look over. It was okay until he asked me out for a drink and wouldn’t take no for an answer. I could tell Mikey was not happy (cause they had lost my file) when he came walking up. Mikey was in earshot when I turned the guy down like the fifth time and the guy called me a fucking bitch whore and Mikey sure as hell didn’t like it when the guy grabbed my arm. I have never heard Mikey say the kind of words like he said to that guy! The guy looked shocked and just stood there as Mikey took me out of the building. I hope Mikey doesn’t get in trouble. Just so you know if he doesn’t say anything today.

– Lyndi

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