Okaaaaaaay…. yep that stupid arse movie is out. Yes, the one with the line “He hacked into my car’s computer.” You now have the buzz statement of the year that is going to annoy the hell out those of us that work in the IT and computer industries. Yes, you can conceivably hack into a car’s chip… if you are in the car itself while doing it. Yes, you can make the car not run and screw with the radio and the GPS, but trying to totally disable a car by hacking its “computer” is just not practical and, for most cars, impossible.
And this stupid thing about an untraceable website is ludicrous. If you know anything about DNS and domain names know that the location of the actual hosting server is easy to figure out and it would take almost no effort to quickly shut the site down. Come on, the FBI is not stupid.
Just another example of how Hollywood does not know a thing about IT.
Untraceable movie trailer
Check out this movie… if you dare!
Note: I had the movies embedded, but it screwed the hell out of my page format. I guess I’ll have to fix that.
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Umm, yea… like they really are meany terrorist types.
Yes, I am referring to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force ad campaign that got a bunch of tight wad, anal retentive fear mongers’ skirts in a bunch. Come on, those signs were about as lethal looking as my 80 year grandma. Yeah, I know you can put a bomb in anything, but please, to get so uptight about a publicity stunt. It was Boston’s own fault that they overreacted to the signs.
But I really like the two guys response at the press conference.
I can just hear the terrorist now…”Hell, we don’t need to bomb to cause terror, the US government spreading terror for us.”
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Oooo! Look what I was doing instead of working.
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From the blurb on EVTV1….
Crazy Sci-Fi Dance Routine – Raquel Welch
Not many people know that besides acting, singing and looking good in a bathing suit, sex symbol Raquel Welch could also dance. But it depends on what your definition of dancing is.
Bizarre? Well, it’s from the 70′s and they did do a lot of acid back then. You kinda wonder exactly how hard up the studio execs were for something new and exciting to greenlight this number. Now don’t get me wrong, I adore Raquel Welch and any time she wants to dance for me I will be a more than enthusiastic audience, but the choreography of this number just plain screams crappy 70′s drug-induced dementia.
And if you think I’m crazy for lusting after a 65 year old woman, take a look at a recent photo….
Don’t hate me because I’m 65
and have a body of a 30 year old.
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Snakes on a Plane – no need for a punch line. Let’s analyze the title. Snakes – not really funny, especially when you have been bitten. On – located at or attached to, no humor there, unless you are in charge of putting things on top of other things. A – probably the most humorless letter of the alphabet (my sympathies to A-ophiles). Plane – that impossible construct that is supposed to stay in the air, or as Douglas Adams once said, jumps and misses the ground. Put them all together and you get “Snakes on a Plane”… the most anticipated movie that no ones has a clue about except that it stars Samuel L. “you m*&$%#@(&%#r” Jackson and it has snakes… on a plane. How can that not be a cool movie.
Just look what the title alone has spawned….
Snakes on a Plane contest (for musical artists) – http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane (has a cool trailer if you scroll down)
Wiki Snakes on a Plane – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_plane
Blog comics – http://wigu.com/overcompensating/2005/09/snakes-on-plane.html
Shirts – http://topatoco.com/snakes.htm
Trailer parodies – http://youtube.com/watch?v=CSudn9n0d_k
Another official trailer – http://youtube.com/watch?v=3-LJngAsO18&search=snakes%20plane%20trailer%20sam%20samuel%20jackson
Daily Comic – http://www.drunkduck.com/SNAKES_ON_A_PLANE_THE_COMIC/
Snakes are in elevators – http://www.snakesonanelevator.com/
And the best trailer parody ever – http://youtube.com/watch?v=8XP-spwjIrA&search=snakes%20plane%20samuel%20jackson%20movies%20parody%20trailer
Yeah…. Snakes… on a plane!
Feelin’ 
weird
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What D&D Character Are You?
You Are A:
Neutral Good Half-Elf Mage Fighter
Alignment:
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered ‘normal’.
Race:
Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven ancestors, but have a much shorter lifespan. They are sometimes looked down upon as half-breeds, but this is rare. They have both the curious drive of humans and the patience of elves.
Primary Class:
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.
Secondary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn’t to say that they aren’t intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.
Detailed Results:
Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law —– XXXXXXXX (8)
Neutral – XXXXXXXX (8)
Chaos — XXXXX (5)
Good and Evil:
Good —- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Neutral – XXXX (4)
Evil —- (0)
Race:
Human —- XXXXXXXX (8)
Half-Elf – XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Elf —— XXXXXXXX (8)
Gnome —- XXXXXX (6)
Halfling – XXXXXXXX (8)
Dwarf —- (-2)
Half-Orc – (-1)
Class:
Fighter — XXXXXXXX (8)
Barbarian – (-4)
Ranger — XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Monk —– XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Paladin — XXXX (4)
Cleric — XXXXX (5)
Mage —– XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Druid —- X (1)
Thief —-XX (2)
Bard —– XXXXXXX (7)
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You probably all know by now about the famous (or infamous according to the Chinese government) Furong Jiejie, aka Sister Furong, aka Sister Lotus (her real name is Shi Hengxia). If you haven’t heard, she is a young woman (28 years old) in China that post a few pictures of herself on the Internet bulletin boards of two of China’s major universities with messages proclaiming her beauty and talents and the desire for relationships. Shi became a hot item on the Chinese web and she capitalized on that popularity with a blog which showcased even more of her suggestive (though non-nude) pictures. Like other bloggers, the young lady talks about what she finds interesting and how her day is going, just the stuff that the paranoid government can’t allow to be published (I stubbed my toe – ooo, scandalous and revealing state secrets too), the same narcissistic prattle we all do (isn’t that a prerequisite for blogging?), unlike others the Chinese government is trying to shut her down or hide her away.
Since I have been living in a hole in the deepest part of the backwoods, I was not aware of this person before reading about her on FARK so I did a little research, read a few articles, looked at some pictures, and visited her sites. I agree her writing is probably a little shallow (as I have to rely on translations since I can’t read any of the Chinese dialects) and she has a little inflated opinion of herself (though I suspect a little tongue-in-cheek is in play), but I am flabbergasted at all the people who call her ugly to the point of inducing involuntary regurgitation. I mean, she is not exactly Bai Ling
but she is far from ugly.
Hell, from the pictures I’ve seen she has a nice arse, a nice figure, and, I dare say, a cute face. I must have a different definition of beauty.
Too bad she is in China as I am interested in having a dialog with Shi to get her side of the story…. and to compliment her on her arse.
Feelin’ 
cool
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Before you even think about hitting the link, be warned the following links plays a wav file that contains adult material and language. You have been warned so no whining! This one wav file that I know Eden and Alexa will get a kick out from.
This is very appropriate since the nimrods in Atlanta upheld Alabama’s law banning sexual toys. And all the gall they have to ban sex toys in Georgia as well. I just hope they don’t walk into my local Wal-Mart.
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People send me the strangest stuff sometimes. Take for instance the email I just received from a female admirer who thought I would get a kick out of it. It is a list of catch phrases about using condoms.
Some of them are a bit risqué so you will have to click the more link below to see them. I’m warning you that some of it is NSFW.
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